Every now and then, we here ar CaC come across one object that doesn't stand a chance against the other. Such is the case with the South Beach Diet and Water Slides. First of all, water slides are tons of fun. The South Beach Diet isn't fun at all. Also, children can slide down water slides. Children have never been able to slide down the South Beach Diet. About the only thing that these to objects have in common is their color. Then again, the South Beach Diet does have one thing going for it, and that's the fact that their isn't a line to get to the South Beach Diet. In closing, this wasn't really a fair comparison. The South Beach Diet and water slides are like apples and oranges.